Cats Hate Reading

Jiaozi hates Life After Life by Kate Atkinson, which is stupid of her, because some of us are already pretty sure it’s one of the best books of 2013.

Marley splashes into a sleepy catastrophe next to: Coyotes: A Journey Across Borders With America’s Illegal Migrants by Ted Conover; Tell It Slant: Writing and Shaping Creative Nonfiction by Brenda Miller and Suzanne Paola; Halls of Fame by John D’Agata; A Beautiful Marsupial Afternoon: New (Soma)tics by CAConrad; and Borderlands / La Frontera by Gloria Anzaldua. Marley was going to write a scathing and poetic critique of social structure, but instead he crumpled into a comatose state. Now he is silent like a massive bleeding lump on the internet.

(submitted by posthumanpoetry)

Sage sticking it to Hitler, napping in Degenerate Art: the Fate of the Avant-Garde in Nazi Germany (edited by Stephanie Barron). 

(submitted by Supernatural Sage)

Big Al dislikes mosaics. But he vehemently detests Martha Stewart mosaics. (Martha Stewart Encyclopedia of Crafts)

(submitted by Hilary)

Minnie does not approve of The Girl Who Fell Below Fairyland; the cats spend too much time talking and having adventures instead of napping like proper cats, thank you very much.

(submitted by Jenn)