Cats Hate Reading

Marston hates Arthur Golding’s A Morall Fabletalke, probably because the animal fables contained therein reveal the secret moral truths behind all of his seemingly hedonistic actions.

(submitted by Liza)

Zigzag hates reading Merleau-Ponty (and he has curly whiskers).

(submitted by TP)

Luxo Jr finds Jorge Luis Borges Collected Fictions way too confusing.

(submitted by Tami)

Hazel doesn’t understand why I would waste the space of a perfectly comfortable laying spot with all these stupid books. “You want to read one of these? Try getting past my cute sleepy face.”

(submitted by Kayla)

As an ally, Winston takes exception to Scalia’s dissent in Romer v. Evans, 517 U.S. 620 (1996).

(submitted by Jess)

Addie does not find your copious footnoting amusing.

Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace.

(submitted by L. P.)

This is Nyx. In this picture she was “helping” me with The Yiddish Policemen’s Union. She also enjoyed sitting on The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay. I think she might hate Michael Chabon?

(submitted by Brett)

Trixie does not like bread machine recipes from The Best Bread Machine Cookbook Ever by Madge Rosenberg. Trixie insists that you only make bread from scratch!

(submitted by Melissa)

Minnie hates the X-Men… filthy mutants! 

(submitted by wonderali)

Francis says STOP! in the name of love. Don’t read that BARK Magazine… there are dogs in it.

(submitted by somewhatlikefire)